Dispatches from Clown World (Issue 1)

Dispatches from Clown World (Issue 1)

June 21, 2020 0 By Elaine Arias

Another day in freaking Clown World. I just wanted to comment on some of the happenings of recent times.  I might make this a regular feature, I dunno.

Oh, and before I say anything else…


I appreciate all the fathers in my life and around the world.  Fathers don’t get enough love, in my opinion, and that’s thanks to feminists.  Fathers are SO incredibly important, and I am so grateful for my stepfather, who I usually just call father, since he raised me and all.

Now on to the state of Clown World.

First off, last night’s Trump rally was awesome.  I don’t usually watch them, but last night I did, and it was fantastic.  It was the President’s first rally since the whole coronavirus shutdown, and the left is crowing about how the rally didn’t have as much attendees, how the President looked tired, how the audience looked tired and bored, and their dumb stunt in grabbing as many tickets as they could so that actual Trump supporters couldn’t get in.

First of all, so what if the auditorium wasn’t completely packed?  There were still FAR more people there than at any given Biden event.  Secondly, there is that stupid stunt leftists pulled, grabbing tickets they were never going to use, which deprived many Trump supporters of tickets.  And, the nation is still coming out of the lockdown.  The state I live in, North Carolina, is still on Phase 2.  The state I am going to go to next month, Oregon, is also only on Phase 2.  A lot of people, Trump supporters included, are still probably leery of going out. Regardless of the in-house crowd, a lot of people watched the rally online.

I watched about an hour and a half of the speakers that came on before the President, which included Kimberly Guilfoyle, Eric and Lara Trump, Diamond and Silk, and Vice President Pence.  Then I watched the President’s speech, which was pretty long, but engaging and fun.

I really, really, REALLY hope I can go to one this year.  Hopefully he will stop by Raleigh soon (I can probably make my way to Charlotte, but Raleigh is closer).

Oh, and Donkey Chompers is bragging about how their stupid little stunt worked. Yeah, your stunt is why attendance wasn’t higher, you fuckwits. But go ahead, celebrate. Plenty of us just watched it online.

AOC Boasts That Trump’s Tulsa Turnout Was Sabotaged By ‘Zoomers’ Who Got ‘Fake Ticket Reservations’

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, a democratic socialist from New York, took glee in the reported low turnout at President Trump’s campaign rally on Saturday in Tulsa, saying “teens on TikTok” reserved thousands of tickets – and then didn’t show up.

So let me get this straight. They deliberately kept Trump supporters from attending by obtaining tickets and then decided not to show up…and then the media crows about how the rally’s attendance was lower than expected…and we’re supposed to believe that they’re super galaxy brains and that, at the same time, Trump is super unpopular even though Sleepy Joe Biden can’t even pack a freaking McDonald’s?

These people simply aren’t bright. They should have kept their mouths shut about this stupid stunt of theirs so that the whole “Trump’s rally had far less attendees than the campaign anticipated” narrative would be just a bit more believable. And I also heard that the tickets weren’t actual reservations and that they didn’t block anyone from attending, which means that their “snatch up all the tickets” stunt was a total waste of time, and that the low attendance had fuck all to do with their bullshit stunt.

So the company that makes Aunt Jemima pancake mix and syrup has decided that the name and mascot are “racist” and are now going to change it.

Quaker Foods to Rename ‘Aunt Jemima,’ Scrub Logo for ‘Racial Equality’

Quaker Foods, the company behind the “Aunt Jemima” brand of syrup and other breakfast foods, says it will rename this line of products and discontinue its label’s image of a black woman “to make progress toward racial equality.” Aunt Jemima has been featured on these products for 130 years.

This started a domino effect, and now other brands with black mascots, like Uncle Ben’s rice and Cream of Wheat are now rethinking their mascots.  Oh, and even freaking Eskimo Pies are bending the knee to the terrorists calling themselves Black Lives Matter. I fail to see how this will “end” racism or have any effect whatsoever. Nobody, and I mean nobody is oppressed by the friendly Aunt Jemima mascot.

By the way, the mascot was based on a real person, and that person’s descendents are not happy about this, and I can’t blame them.

Speaking of those terrorists, they and their buddies Antifa have been tearing down statues left and right.  It began with “racist” confederate figures and former slave owners, but they didn’t stop there.  Nope.  They started tearing down statues of Union commander and former president Ulysses S. Grant!  They tore down a statue of George Washington, Thomas Jefferson and an actual abolitionist!  John Nolte has an excellent rundown at Breitbart:

Nolte: Trump Was Mocked for Predicting Woke Taliban Wouldn’t Stop at Confederate Statues

Two years ago, President Trump was ridiculed for predicting the Woke Taliban would not stop with the destruction of Confederate statues. Do you remember when National Review’s Rich Lowry reassured us we were stupid alarmists for fearing the Woke Taliban would target the Founding Fathers as soon as they were done with Confederate statues?

Once again, Trump was right and the left was wrong, although I believe the leftists cited in the Breitbart article knew damn well that this was going to happen, and were secretly cheering the terrorists on.

Now they’re probably openly cheering the terrorists on.

Leftards took over a neighborhood in Seattle, called Capitol Hill, and then renamed it the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone, or CHAZ, and drove the eeeevil police out. They then renamed it CHOP, a reference to the bloody and violent French Revolution, where people were beheaded left and right. Yes, before the Bolsheviks, there were the French Revolutionaries, and both were bloodthirsty and flat-out evil. Not that very many people know this, because of their stellar publick skool education and all (but they know how to put a condom on! Clearly more important than history or math).

Antifastan, as many others have called it, including the brilliant Victoria Taft (nice to see she’s publishing at PJ Media), has devolved into an anarchic hellscape, as we all knew it would:

Hilarious: Seattle’s CHAZ Is Everything Its ‘Woke’ Organizers Said They Were Against

If you believe the hype from Seattle’s mayor and her ardent fans at CNN, the six-block Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (CHAZ) is going to be remembered as 2020’s version of the ” Summer of Love,” maaaan. Eleventh and Pine will be uttered forevermore in the same breath as Haight and Ashbury.

There is a video on Twatter where some dude is whining about how a pair of ambulances wouldn’t go into their precious little utopia to save one of their terrorist comrades from bleeding to death:

Raz Simone on Twitter: “Medics refused to help even after people in the CHOP begged. They let our bro bleed out for 30 minutes till he died. Fuck politics. Fuck your currupt system. pic.twitter.com/PMwxU9yEzd / Twitter”

Medics refused to help even after people in the CHOP begged. They let our bro bleed out for 30 minutes till he died. Fuck politics. Fuck your currupt system. pic.twitter.com/PMwxU9yEzd

They can’t go in there until they’ve been cleared to do so by the POLICE, those people you drove out of your precious little utopia! But they’re just SOOOOOO smart. He’s still calling it the CHOP (which refers to the guillotine and using it to behead people that disagree with them), and expects these people he wouldn’t hesitate to murder if he didn’t need them…and still thinks they’re obligated to save him.

I thought their CHOPPITY-CHOP-CHOP-KILL-WHITEY nation didn’t need those evil white supremacists? I thought they were total galaxy brains who didn’t need any police or ambulances or anything because they were all perfect angels who could do no wrong? Oh, excuse me…it stands for Capitol Hill Occupied Protest. I guess that’s their excuse for needing those white supremacist ambulances now.

Even so, these idiots are doubling down on their stupidity:

Seattle Police Union Chief Begs For ‘Leadership’ After Fatal Shooting In CHOP; CHOP Defends ‘Defund The Police’

Seattle’s police union chief begged the city for “leadership” in the wake of a fatal shooting inside the city’s “autonomous zone” known as “CHOP” or “Capitol Hill Occupied Protest,” and laid into the city’s mayor for ignoring the threat posed by the blocks-wide anarchist demonstration.

You don’t get it both ways, dummies. Medics aren’t going to enter your silly little utopia unless they’re sure it’s safe. That’s protocol – that is how they work. No police, no way to know if it’s safe for them to proceed, and yet they still insist on “defunding the police”.

Anyway, the great memester Carpe Donktum made a brilliant meme mocking CNN’s biased reporting, and of course a whole bunch of leftists, including CNN themselves, got mega butthurt over it, and got Twitter and Facebook to yank it over copyright restrictions. Of course, this is largely due to the President himself promoting the brilliant clip.

Twitter, Facebook Yank Trump’s Silly Baby Meme Video Mocking CNN

Twitter and Facebook took down President Donald Trump’s silly meme video Friday that featured two babies running on the sidewalk.

As we all know, the Internet is forever, so I took the liberty of uploading the short clip to BitChute.

CNN’s Manipulation – An Example

The mock video/meme by the great and unparalleled Carpe Donktum, showing how manipulative and dishonest CNN really is. Twitter and one of the fathers of the toddlers in the video freaked out and complained about it, and now it’s no longer available…

Unfortunately, it doesn’t embed quite as well as YouTube clips, so you’ll have to click on through. But at least it won’t get taken down from there.

There was a longer version of the meme, but I can’t seem to find it. It was even better than the one I uploaded.

Once again, these leftists are painfully stupid. Of course the video is manipulated – DUH! Nobody ever purported to make out that it was legitimate footage any more than the parodies you see on SNL or anywhere else! Do these idiots not know what a parody is?

But of course they do. They pull this stupid shit because they just want to get it taken down by any means necessary. They can’t stand the idea that this video might go viral and people might go, “yeah, the person that made this has a point”. No, gotta keep people from questioning CNN’s obviously biased coverage.

Oh, and if you clicked that Federalist link above, did you notice that their comment section is totally gone? Yep. You can thank fucking Google for that. Zero Hedge and The Federalist’s ability to make money off of Google’s shitty ads was threatened because some British asshole “organization” and NBC News didn’t like the comments in their comment sections. Tried to pass off both sites as hotbeds of white supremacy.

Google To Ban Ads On The Federalist After NBC News Raises Concerns About George Floyd Protest Articles

Google has threatened to ban The Federalist and Zero Hedge from its ad platform, Google Ads, after NBC News raised concerns to the tech giant about articles that the conservative websites published regarding rioting and looting that occurred alongside the protests over the death of George Floyd.

God forbid anyone question any aspect of the George Floyd “protests” (of which aren’t protests or even riots at this point – they’re acts of domestic terrorism). Fortunately, I don’t run ads on this site (you’re welcome) and I use an ad-blocker (best one is Ublock Origin) on ALL of my devices because fuck ads.

The Federalist has disabled their comment sections altogether. There are still comments at Zero Hedge, but I don’t know what they’ve done to comply with Google and their delicate sensibilities. A cursory glance at the comments on this page shows that people are as spicy as ever, so who knows.

Anyway, that’s all I can stomach for now. Yes, the world is nuts. If you want more nuttery, follow me on Gab. I post there more often, and I usually make a post to my Parler account every now and then.